Headless Archivist

I've a week on Duty this week, which basically means I answer queries from the public. Like all good college leavers I've developed a disdain for students, and I think like all good archivists I've developed a terror of the 'public'. From runaway trains, to absconding grandfathers and unscrupulous builders, I've been bewildered, confused and downright nonplussed by some of my queries and yet also strangely amazed.
Magic coat still working, people are getting out of MY way! Hell yes, today I must find hat with same powers.