The Navigator

Best Lines from last weekend

Me: I am THE NAVIGATOR, you must LISTEN TO THE NAVIGATOR
Him: Did you say right, nah - I think left
Me: Grrr
an hour later - and a display of Irish Zen
Him: Ah sure, we'll keep going - we're bound to end up somewhere
Me: Grrrr
Two hours later
Him: Hmmm, I don't think this is actually a road
Me: Grrr rr rrrr

Five hours later and The Navigator is back in control having put her pesky sidekick The Driver firmly in his place.

Him: Wow, you're like a homing pigeon with breasts
Me: !