I'm just here for the headings.

I've spoken to God and she assures me that it ain't her....... the sketch artist was an atheist, it was a bad hair day and it wasn't her good side anyway.........

Weather report:
Rain starts,
rain stops,
sun comes out,
sun goes in,
rain starts,



weather and broomstick
broomstick starts
broomstick flies
broomstick stops
broomstick falls